Here I am writing about one person who was friend in deed but not indeed.
THE FOLLOWING DESCRIPTION IS PURELY NOT A CO-INCIDANCE, ITS TRUELY NON-FICTION, BRAIN MADE, AND IF ANYONE HAS RELEVANCE TO ANY SARCASM, I AM REALLY GLAD!! SO KINDLY READ ON YOUR OWN RISK.
We met at college, and my journey of laughter railed after, A must read characteristic…….
And fall in friendship (for while)
He was weird (as all known)
I thought lets give him chance to be friend (for humanity)
He didn’t pronounce abuse word (I though)
He could only wear one earring only (he lied that it’s genetically)
Other people pissed him lot (what he made for)
He was reading geek (a porn book specially)
He was internet addict (for prostitute chat)
He was unique (God throw out mold after he born)
He was man (pissed from hole)
He had big arse (beat elephant twice)
His father cried after he born (screamed for sperm wasted)
He played cricket (just converted oxygen into carbon dioxide on field)
He went to beach (since then that beach is without bitches)
His was look weird (even mosquitoes avoid him as spam)
He only worn clothes (for hiding his humps and lumps of body)
Twitter got idea from his life (just 140 characters enough to describe )
He is vanishing (waiting wikileak to leak his address)
He is using FACEBOOK ( he think its dating site )
His bumper sticker (I’m schizophrenic and so am I.)
AFTER READING ALL SARCASM , I KNOW YOU ARE CURIOUS PASSIONATE TO SEE THE PERSON WHO HAVE SUCH A WEIRD QUALITIES.BUT ITS MY LUCK THAT I MET HIM (everyone have not same luck ) ,
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO…
ITS ONE AND ONLY KHODIFAD. (He don’t deserve a clap)
THANKS TO BE A FRIEND (hope forever after reading these).
JECYPATEL 